cwaffle

(Kwa-full). when you take a crap load of cookie batter and put it in a waffle maker. (note:it is not innapropriate in any way)

I was bored so i made a cwaffle.

by queen be October 22, 2009

Cockwaffle

Synonymous with asshole, perhaps a bit more derogatory.

Frank Catalanotto is a Cockwaffle.

by DrewAlmighty October 17, 2006

Cockwaffle

Sticking your dick in a Belgian Waffle iron and slamming it down as hard as possible

My girl was horny, but I had work to do so I used the old cockwaffle trick

by Normbot13 June 17, 2017

Cockwaffle

what happens when you end up getting too drunk to stick to the cock block you were planning for your friend to keep him from taking home the fat chick.

Or,

Sobering up at the end of the evening and realizing that the girl your buddy was hitting on isn't as hot as you thought so you don't try and cockblock him and take her home.

Depends on your motivation for cockblocking.

"Dude, why'd you cockwaffle last night? You knew I was too drunk to judge how ugly that chick was.

Sorry man, I ended up getting just as drunk and I cockwaffled cause she started getting better looking"

"I'm glad I started drinking water at the end of the night and totally cockwaffled on that chick that Bobby took home."

by Prof. PILF October 13, 2009

dogwaffle

Waffles made from dogs or from the school cafeteria... whichever comes first.

me: WTF BBQS4UC3 is this?
lunch lady: Dogwaffle.
me: delicious?

by Samurai - Anji April 23, 2007

coxwaffle

The sexual act of jizzing in a waffle iron and then forcing your partner to eat it

i made my girlfriend a coxwaffle

by larry3317 May 22, 2024

Cutwaffle

When someone is being a cunt and twat at the same time. Most of the time you want to throw a chancla at them so they can stop being a FUCKTARD

Alicia is being a cutwaffle because she is always bitchy and like to start shit.

by 23xo October 30, 2018