Fart Coffin

An enclosed area, such as a car, where a deadly smelling fart is trapped for massive effectiveness.

Driver: *farts in car and locks windows
Passenger: "I'd rather die than sit in this fart coffin"

by AlexWhiteRules August 2, 2010

flying coffin

An eVTOL (electric vertical takeoff and landing) vehicle usually in a configuration similar to a drone.

A typical flying coffin is poorly designed with propellers strategically placed to slice limbs or decapitate. In a rush to part gullible venture capital investors with huge sums of money, hardware and software will often be insufficiently engineered.

Hey look at that flying coffin crashing into the ground, why the hell did the CAA allow that piece of crap to fly in UK airspace?

by UAV Hive March 8, 2021

Neon Coffin

Tanning beds look like neon coffins and the more you use one, the likely hood of you heading to a real coffin increases, thanks to skin cancer.

Mark - You look dead you need to get on a tanning bed.
Me - I'd rather look dead than use a neon coffin and end up dead.
Mark - What?
Me - It's symbolism, think about it.

by Scot90 July 25, 2012

Poo cuffing

The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.

Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.

by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013

Rat Coffin

A meat pie or sausage roll with low quality meat.

I can’t wait to wrap my laughing gear around a couple of rat coffins this arvo.

by Mazzy213 January 11, 2022

in a coffin

To be extremely intoxicated, especialy from alcohol.

Last night dog, I had some of that hen mixed with hypnotic, I was in a coffin!!

by APOLLOSTEES May 21, 2005

Coffin Jockey

A slang term for a dead body, first coined by Plankton from the cartoon series Spongebob Squarepants, in the episode Pest of the West

It's hard working in a morgue, amongst a bunch of coffin jockeys, but at least the pay is good

by Metallicajunkie October 24, 2018