coffeebot

A robot dedicated to brewing and/or drinking coffee. See also urn; drip coffee maker; percolator.

Hey, coffeebot, I'll take a regular house brew.

by coffeebot February 22, 2008

coffeesaurus

any beast who craves the rich aromatic flavor of freshly brewed coffee.

Damn Jeremy! You're such a coffeesaurus! You're always drinking coffee!

by Lolita Lust June 12, 2008

coffeestart

The process of having a fix of caffeine before being able to start a functional day.

I will begin answering my emails as soon as I get my coffeestart.

by TONGUEJOY March 23, 2013

coffeeopathy

Consumption of small amounts of coffee for good health
as in homeopathy.

People keep telling me that too much coffee is bad for you, so I just practice coffeeopathy once a day before lunch.

by MrMagnesium January 23, 2013

Coffeecrack jew

A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.

I love coffee, I'm a coffee jeweler. I drink it every day.

Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffeecrack jew , just kidding.

Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee beaner nation.

Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.

by Equal crack October 2, 2016

Confecate

Taking a conference call or Webex meeting while going # 2

Stephanie....OMG the conference call was so long and I had to take a viscous dump so I went into the bathroom stall with my headset so I could confecate and not miss any of the meeting.

by moffboy October 13, 2017

CoffeeArt

CoffeeArt is very distinctive and separate from designs created by barista's in the foam of a latte.
CoffeeArt is made from mixing instant coffee into 3 different strengths and using that to paint sepia toned works of art.
The artist paints his Coffeeart on water color paper and they vary in size. Linda Finstad is the most prolific coffee artist in the world and has painted 1000 pieces of CoffeeArt. you can check out her work at www.famouscoffeeartist.com

How amazing that this coffeeArt painting was made using instant coffee

by Famous Coffee Artist August 12, 2022