coffee

Nectar of the Gods as given Man by a Mexican on a Donkey.

Give me coffee or I will have a petit mal seizure

by pookleblinky December 04, 2004

coffee

definition of perfection in liquid form ^v^

I love coffee, its perfect.

by animefanlo September 26, 2021

coffee

No definition here, Just what you need to do...
Leave me alone to drink my coffee in peace.

need coffee, coffee good.

by Minicoopstar11 August 08, 2016

coffee

A drink that is an everyday physical symbol of sex.

I like my coffee hot and with lots of cream

by me January 03, 2004

coffee

a warm, delicious alternative to hating everyone forever.

Way too much coffee. But if it weren't for the coffee, I'd have no identifiable personality whatsoever.

by bloodypixy December 06, 2017

coffee

A satanist potion

mom: i´m gonna get my son some coffee
pope: NO ITS A SATANIST POTION MADE WITH HUMAN FECES
mom: thanks pope for saving me and my son

by Wiisportselisasuperfan March 12, 2021

coffee

To get coffee can mean a great deal of things, instead of just the act of procuring a hot beverage. Mostly directed towards going to a coffee shop.

"Hey Bob, want to go get coffee?"

by brizor March 22, 2009