omega coefficient

The propensity a situation has for causing normally docile women to go apeshit and tear their clothes off. It is usually followed by other regrettable behavior on their parts, behavior that is almost always captured by drunken camera photos, and soon becomes the stuff of legend.

The night in Rosarito when a nude Mike was drunkenly attacking his friends in the condo was pretty surreal. But when the chicks there got into the action, taking their clothes off and grappling with each other! Well, it was a night they would never, nor could they ever forget, what with all the pictures floating around. Needless to say, there was a high omega coefficient that night.

by ZChild December 24, 2008

bullshit coefficient

When an entrepreneur speaks, their bullshit coefficient is the portion of what they say that is bullshit.

Elizabeth Holmes bullshit coefficient approaches 1.0.

by B_squared March 30, 2019

The Robson Coefficient

A value representative of someone's ability to hold out when under immense pressure from friends or family, even if it is to do something they really want to do or will really enjoy. Can be calculated by the equation: (Stubbornness x Need to be right) cubed.

George: I want to get Dan to play pro clubs again but I don't think he's going to do it.

Daniel: Yeah he's a stubborn bastard.

Matty: Have you applied the Robson Coefficient?

by x427 February 16, 2021

shaggability coefficient

How shaggable a person is. Can be used for men and women.

Friend 1: Hey dude, did you see Alice today?
Friend 2: Yeah bro, the shaggability coefficient is off the charts!

by gusfringd November 2, 2023

The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness

I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020

blubberisation coefficient

The amount of a bulb inside its casing. If the radius of the bulb is r1, and the radius of the bulb plus casing is r2, assuming the bulb is a perfect sphere, the blubberisation coefficient of the bulb is (r1/r2)^3.

This bulb is better than that one because its blubberisation coefficient is larger.

by #4294967296 December 11, 2023