cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017

code monkey

Well dressed impostor who fakes his living as a respected software engineer largely through plagarism and "learning on the fly"

Those dudes from aussie were supposed to be software guru's but they're just code monkeys man!

by Dogg B0lx November 28, 2007

Chodemonkey

Universal term.

1. He's a chodemonkey.
2. I am the chodemonkey.
3. What the chodemonkey?
4. I chodemonkey, you chodemonkey, he chodemonkeys, we all chodemonkey all the chodemonkey time.
5. That chodemonkey jumps up and down chodemonkely
6. Why are you so chodemonkey?
7. That chodemonkey just evolved into a naked mole chode

by Chodemonkey.. June 16, 2010

cornmonkey

a monkey that has snuck its way into Canada via corn hopper rail car. It lives in the newly created "ethanol factory" eco system and is constantly disrupting production

That cornmonkey should not be living here, how did it get from mexico to Canada

by CornMonkey October 18, 2008

code_monkey

The man who pwns all

The man who pwns all

by code_monkey July 3, 2003

Code Monkey

Name given to a hot guy.. Obviously spoken in Code so the hot guy doesnt know that the girl is reffering to him.

Woah! Code Monkey
Holy Shit, Look at THAT Code Monkey

by Skylar. January 6, 2008

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018