cockalock

someone who is being a dick to someone else you haven't seen in a long time that is visiting for a short while

i miss you man!!!
Sorry for bein a cockalock when you were down here.

by the hairy yak June 6, 2010

cocococo

cocococo

cococococo

by dickstainz August 23, 2003

cockalocka

When a man blows a load up into the vaginal cavity so hard that it sticks to the back of the uterus, and doesn't get expoliated until menstration.

Amanda: Dude, i cockalocka'd in Mary's vagina on a scary mountain last night.
Courtney: She will be feeling that when its her time of the month.
Amanda: I hope so. shes a fucking skank

by sanfron and juanita April 13, 2009

Cockalopolis

The gay part of San Fransisco

I took the bart to Cockalopolis and saw many homosexuals

by Edgar the Gay March 30, 2011

Chocoalcoholic

A person who is suffering from alcoholism and chocolate addiction who solely satisfy their addictions through miniature chocolate bottles of liquor.

OMG I'm totally breaking out from all the chocolate surrounding my liquor, but #worthit when you're a chocoalcoholic.

by Mr.SmartyPantsIncorporated December 29, 2016

Cockalocken

when your cock is just ready to get lockened!

when I saw my super model wife naked my dick was just cockalocken!

by the word master of words July 11, 2016

Cockalicous

The meaning of good cock sucking

That's so cockalicous. It makes me warm

by JknowzOffical February 27, 2017