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CockWomble

That Graham Cottee is a total CockWomble
CockWomble by slsbrooks June 13, 2018

Cockwomble

A completely useless person that spouts constant bullshit.

Often tends to waste money on women who will never have any interest in them. Often porn.

Very string gaslighting tendency s.

An individual with Bad life choices
Rhys is such a COCKWOMBLE. Was such an arrogant man got caught, then spent $350 on porn instead of helping his kids.
Cockwomble by Amme13 November 7, 2021

Cockwomble

A creature who searches Wimbledon Common and other public spaces, but not with the intention of "making good use of the things that they find; things the everyday folks leave behind." They more focussed on man meat.
"What a strange time of day to go wombling?"
"oh, I'm not looking for discarded bike wheels... I'm looking for cock"
"Forgive me... you're a Cockwomble"
Cockwomble by Grooveyard February 11, 2022

King cockwomble

King cockwomble is the king of all cockwombles. Donald trump is the current king cockwomble.
I can't believe America chose king cockwomble.
King cockwomble by KonfuzedMan November 10, 2016

Cockwombler 

Noun - a clumsy delinquent with no sense of presence outside of their own consciousness. In summary, their brain is so mushed and senile, that they spend their days eating green crayons under the impression that it resembles the taste of an apple.

Its origin derived from the early 14th Century, when Peter of Siena stubbed his toe and used the word in aggression to the rock.
"You absolute cockwombler"

"Don't be such as cockwombler"

"Your mum's a cockwombler"