Cockwasher

Ones dirty cock sucking mouth

Shut your fucking Cockwasher

by 6Kes9 January 11, 2009

cockass

1.) term of disparragement. an insult. essentially derived from calling someone a cock and an asshole. Therefore, cockass.
(note: created by Jack Black of Tenacious D on the track "Inward Singing." He creates during a tirade against KG. )

Dude, I slept with your mom. I'm sorry.

You're a fucking cockass.

by RodrigoT April 16, 2007

cockaschmozles

cockaschmozels is an adjective describing something that is so totally insanely and 100% awesome (aka severely rocking some sox). It can also be used as an exclamation of intense excitement, surprise and/or happiness.

example one-
liana: HOLY COCKASCHMOZELS!
jasper: wat?
liana: u totally rock sox dude
example two-
mo: check out that awesome thingymigigy!
kang: cockaschmozles that's funky!

by totally awesome person xoxo March 25, 2009

Cocktasaurus Rex

One of the male population who has such large gentilia, common terms such as hung or well endowed do not quite cover the enormity of the genitilia, see coctus maximus or Cocktimus Prime.

Since no one was listening to him at the party, John was forced to pull out his Cocktasaurus Rex to get everyone's attention.

The Cocktasaurus Rex's long hibernation was over, it was fully awakened from its slumber and on the prowl for its favorite prey, the rare and docile, bearded clam.

by One hairy, bathing ape June 20, 2006

Fucking Cockass

Word used as an insult towards another individual.Originated from Jack Black.

Fred - Hey bill did you get me some of those Cheese Munchies?
Bill - No man sorry i forgot
Fred - You Fucking Cockass!

by Linearvermin owns the world September 4, 2008

cockmaster

One who is proficient in servicing (others') penises.

George Bush is a filthy cockmaster.

by Saddam Hussein May 7, 2003

Cockasaurus

A man with a very large penis almost the size of the Willis Tower, could be called Big Willie.

That guy is a cockasaurus. No way! What!

by Cockstain23 December 11, 2009