cocktastrophy

a massively bad thing where someones special area is hurt in the process

Him falling onto that pole was a major cocktastrophy.

by Gary Coleman IV June 21, 2008

Cockatooing

Cockatooing is a syndrome that effects nearly 100% of the male population. It is the act where one always finds himself holding long objects to where is cock is to simulate/emulate a cock. Common long objects include bananas, knives, machetes, blocks of cheese, sausages, remotes, carrots, lobster, egg rolls, etc...

"Yo stop cockatooing with my lobster!"
"Dude you really need to work on your cockatooing problem"
"Dude I really wish I could cockatoo that ships mast!"

by KStimp December 13, 2013

cockatoe

A male version of the Camel Toe

Dave's pants are so tight I can see his cockatoe

by smack the mac December 14, 2015

cocktagon

The imaginary perimeter around a male that defines a fight or fuck decision. Similar to cock-circle. When someone crosses the cocktagon, it's on. You're either fucken or fighting.

Ashley entered my cocktagon, and she couldn't walk for a week. When Jason entered my cocktagon, he couldn't see for a week.

by 7 inch cocktagon March 18, 2016

Cockamore

A condition creating an overt love for the cock. A real cock lover. Can’t get enough. A real cock monger.

Pronounced COCK-A-MORE-EH

It wasn’t until gym class that we all figured out Roger suffers from cockamore.

That THOT will drop her panties for anyone. She’s got cockamore.

Braaaaahhh I will be over later to satisfy your mom’s cockamore.

by Eaton Holgoode October 30, 2017

cocktor

a doctor that is very skilled in medicine and sex

Doctor Tanner is a world wide hero for his cure for cancer and a cocktor as well

by Iharne K.G Ramms June 17, 2009

cocktaker

one who takes cock,( i.e in the butt, usually young gay men), but it can also be a heterosexual person( vaginal, oral, anal, etc.) Twinks are cocktakers.

Ernie you're such a cocktaker!

by Katinka Cocktaker April 5, 2007