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Cocksicle

The act of putting a condom in the freezer before sexual intercourse. Can be either a chilly sensation or disappointing experience; quite possibly both...
Guy 1: Dude your girlfriend is a bitch. You better give her the cocksicle tonight.

Guy 2: I'll think about it. I hope I don't get super shrinkage.
by SK the Legend-ary May 9, 2012
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Cocksucker

1. Someone who sucks a man's penis.
2. A very stupid person.
1. Because I saw Elena suck Jay's penis I knew that Elena is a cocksucker.
2. That fucking cocksucker stole my money!
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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COCKSUCKER

A man or woman who willing and enthusiasticly derives great pleasure and enjoyment by providing a guy pleasure by expertly massaging the guy's cock with with their mouth, lips, tongue and throat to the guy's complete satifaction until he cums. Which a true cocksucker swallows.
Of course I swallow, I'm a cocksucker.
by tulsa_cocksucker June 29, 2011
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Cocksucketti

You fucking cocksucketti!
by TheAngryGamer July 15, 2020
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shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.
"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"
by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009
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Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.
Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.
by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012
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he's a cocksucker right

Down East Carteret County N.C. saying used to express extreme dislike for a person who is a complete asshole
you know that state trooper who gave his own mama a ticket..."he's a cocksucker right"
by drime ramsey April 4, 2013
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