cockmeat sandwich

A blowjob basically.

Big Bob's coming in to give you a cockmeat sandwich! Be prepared!

by big___a August 9, 2007

cockspert

A cock expert - someone who is an expert on all sexual matters relating to the penis or cock

the way you handle my "thing" you must be some sort of Cockspert

by MTC an VWP May 22, 2008

cockswatch

Someone who is a sketchy liar. Covering there own ass. Talking sketchy nonsense.

Jesse stop being a cockswatch,its annoying.

by Meganne Boucher November 17, 2004

cockspeak

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.

Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."

by nutman March 10, 2006

cockmeat sandwich

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!

by harold and kumar May 2, 2008

Cockmeat

Chicken, specifically the meat of a chicken (prepared/served in any variety of way)

Braden sure does love eating that cockmeat. Look at him go, gobbles it up.

by Stingy Guts November 7, 2023

Flacid cocksworth

a unit of measure ranging from 3-6 inches used for linear measurements or a measure of volume.

My tee shot landed about a flacid cocksworth from the hole.

I have about a flacid cocksworth of milk left in my glass

by theshopkeeper October 29, 2010