Cockspur

A peripheral device used to ward off sexual predators.

In fear of those queers making a move on me in the gym showers, I went and bought myself a cockspur.

by Rafal Stawarz January 2, 2009

cockmuffin

The act of shoving you're cock into a muffin.

" You're a cockmuffin, well, give me a muffin, Joe! "

by Newblord. June 22, 2003

cockmurder

Beating someone to death with a huge cock. Usually done with a few slaps to the face.

If that bitch doesnt pay up, ima cockmurder her!

by TheNiggadamus January 26, 2005

cocksmuggler

a lame person or an asshole

that guy's such a cocksmuggler.

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Cockspur

1. A thorny plant.

2. Knotted up male pubic hairs. The cockspur is a distant cousin to the dingleberry.

Your cockspur is beautiful. I can’t get mine to grow. I overwatered it.

I have so many cockspur I’m going to have to shave my pubes and regrow.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

Cockmuffin

A cock muffin is what happens when a guy jacks off and wipes his dick clean but then grabs the base of his penis, squeezes then pushes whats left of the sperm in his penis out of his penis, creating what is reffered to as a "Cockmuffin".

"Hey check this out i made a cockmuffin"

by =Ripper= January 26, 2006

cocksure

to be very very sure, so sure that you'd bet you cock on it. From the classic British novel, Heart of Gayness

I was cocksure that I had failed that english test horribly

by tom wage September 14, 2003