cockspeak

def. A humorous muffled dialect of a given language; rendered almost unintelligible by the fact that the one speaking (usually female) has a cock in their mouth.

Cockspeak should not be confused with "Dentistic," which is a similar sounding dialect, but is instead caused by the presence of dental instruments, novacaine injections, and a saliva vacuum.

Cockspeak in Action:

Man: "Uuhh.. god.. yeah.."

Woman: "Reeoo liyck nat?"

Man: "Damn.. that's so good..."

Woman: "Wyah, rye noose ty nung an nick ith tall naroun..."

by nutman March 10, 2006

cockmeat sandwich

a blowjob
used in the 2008 movie
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay

-big bob pulls down pants-
big bob:ready for your cockmeat sandwich?
kumar:i've never sucked a dick before.i bet it sucks dick!

by harold and kumar May 2, 2008

Cockmare

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."

by RBoostin June 21, 2010

cocksman

A well-endowed, sexually talented male.

That fruit cake would love to get it on with a skilled young cocksman like Randy.

by Orca January 27, 2003

Cockmeat

Chicken, specifically the meat of a chicken (prepared/served in any variety of way)

Braden sure does love eating that cockmeat. Look at him go, gobbles it up.

by Stingy Guts November 7, 2023

cocksmeagler

an insult, one who smeagles cocks.

man, that guy is such a cocksmeagler.

by Mr.Christopher August 29, 2005

cocksleave

n. A product that is used during sexual interaction. Also known as a condom.

Using a cocksleave should be mandatory.

by shizer July 28, 2004