one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.
by Beotch December 6, 2003
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by Anonymous April 3, 2003
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Get the cockgobbler mug.to be used when one is concentrating on something else like paper work or homework
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working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"
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working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"
by DPdaix November 10, 2008
Get the cockgobbler mug.A species of bird that is the result of cross-breeding a male chicken, or rooster, with a female turkey. Similarly to the mule, they can not reproduce, but unlike mules this is not a result of being naturally infertile, but because Cockgobblers are all either females or homosexual.
1.
Farmer: "Your daughter is quite the cockgobbler"
Rooster: "Bu-cooooooock" (Roughly translated in English: Why thank you. I and her mother, a turkey, raised her very well.)
2.
A: How did Andy Dick have children? Aren't Cockgobblers sterile?
B: Bitch please, they aren't infertile they just don't reproduce because the males only want to fuck other males.
A: Well how did Andy Dick do it?
B: I hear he gobbled his own cock and then spit the semen into a female's vagina.
A: Ohhh that makes sense.
Farmer: "Your daughter is quite the cockgobbler"
Rooster: "Bu-cooooooock" (Roughly translated in English: Why thank you. I and her mother, a turkey, raised her very well.)
2.
A: How did Andy Dick have children? Aren't Cockgobblers sterile?
B: Bitch please, they aren't infertile they just don't reproduce because the males only want to fuck other males.
A: Well how did Andy Dick do it?
B: I hear he gobbled his own cock and then spit the semen into a female's vagina.
A: Ohhh that makes sense.
by Hodagophile November 21, 2010
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Get the cockgobbler mug.A term used to describe a male who derives pleasure from inflicting pain upon another males genitalia. A cocknobbler can normally be observed punching or kicking another mans love spuds, then once said man is incapacitated, the cocknobbler will normally perform a 'tea bagging' maneuver before running away cackling wildly. See also cocknobbled for one who has been the victim of a cocknobbler.
by Knightmarine April 6, 2015
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