Cockalangelo

The specific name of Michaelangelo in pornography from any TMNT iteration when he:
1. Has a raging erection
2. Is smiling directly towards the camera in a 4th wall breaking way
3. Is possibly shitting

As a bonus he can also be pissing, but not necessary

"Ayo man they took down my favourite tag the other day"
"What tag was it?"
"Cockalangelo ay"
"You're no son of mine"

by Stomps Apollyon January 31, 2021

Cocklance

A weapon with which you smite krakens.

"I'ma smite yo' kraken wit ma' cocklance."

"Remove your assfrogs from the presence of my cocklance."

by GnarlyChinAction January 10, 2011

Cockfaggery

An adjective describing the action of a cockfag.

In 1809, Englishman Michael Thomas was accused of cockfaggery because he would pull boys pants down in the town square.

by backotruck August 7, 2012

cockeldanger

a cockeldanger is the mirror image of your cock that exists in paralel universes

in theory if you touched with one of your infinite possible cockeldangers you would both implode in what could only be described as the wonderful orgasm unimaginable and at the exact same time the both of you would no longer exist.

by Evil Genius aka Cameron Frew March 2, 2017

cockslanging

When one whips there cock around while urinating, causing urine to spread everywhere

“Yesterday I was cockslanging and some piss went in my mouth”

by Bootyconsumer16 November 27, 2017

Cockange

An orange that a man has stuck his dick into and used it as a sex toy.

Guy 1:So I took the cockange and plunged my dick into it last night! Guy 2: or really? What did was the porn you watched when you used it? What was the name of it? Guy 1: Boku No Pico! Damn he was hot Guy 2:your gay? Guy 1: hell yeah I am! Used your photo with a cockange once~... Guy 2:holy shit.... your so drunk

by AeronaTheFox December 4, 2019

CockFlame

It is the act of a woman lighting a males penis on fire and shoving it up her asshole.

Hey Melissa, I participated in a Cockflame the other day, my ass hurts.

by RaptorGod69 March 12, 2021