cockbred

A straight guy who is raised by two gay parents and then later himself turns gay.

Yo Oscar, check out this fuckin' cockbred sunovabitch ova there! Poor guy can't get a girl to stay at his crib 'coz his dads are always pluggin' it in the other room...

by James Werdsbond December 25, 2010

cockfreeze

when your hot boyfriend (or girlfriend) is near you and you cant have an intelligent conversation because you cant find the words because the thought of sex (conscious or subconscious) is blocking your brain from any cohesive thought process

i was trying to have an intelligent conversation about the crisis in Ukraine when i looked over at my boyfriend and had a cockfreeze and totally forgot what i was going to say.

by whitemomlovzrap April 30, 2014

cockbeer

what you say to someone who is an asshole whilst offering them a beer.

see the movie BASEKTball

by Seany L May 13, 2003

Cockbreakfast

A derogatory term implying that someone prefers to suck cock rather than eat breakfast.

Adam, you're such a cockbreakfast!

by Grogface February 18, 2009

cockbender

One who painfully bends cock

That prostitute was a real cockbender

by Anthony Molina September 27, 2008

cockbreather

someone who wont actually suck a cock but will only get so close that you feel there breath on it.

Sally is a fuckin cockbreather she never gets to the point, "Stop talkin and just blow me!"

by richie guyuones July 29, 2009

Cockseed

1. Sperm

2. The opposite of starseed.

1. She swallowed all my cockseed.

2. I'm not an alien , I was born from cockseed

by Yogilicious May 23, 2014