Cockbiter

A cockbiter is a person who applies the element of "cockblocking" to every aspect of their life. As in, they will not let anyone else get some figurative pussy. The most painful thing for a cockbiter to witness is another human being doing well, being successful, or just generally having a good time. Cockbiters get this way because they are jealous of other people's success. A cockbiter is usually a cockbiter on a subconscious level, although this is debatable, as Cockbiters are usually already of a questionable intelligence.

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Every year around my birthday, Augie suddenly needs some expensive thing from my parents. He is a cockbiter.

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Ronald: "Hey, check it out, I got an 'A' on my spelling test!"

Jimmy: "Fuck you, I can't do that well because I'm a lazy do-nothing, so I'll just try to bring you down instead because I'm a cockbiter."

by Timtomtam88 May 8, 2009

Cocktober

The month dedicated to being sus with the homies

Bro it’s cocktober I ain’t gay tho

by Bingbong your opinion is wrong October 7, 2020

cocktoberfest

When two single girls move in together at the end of September and decide to get all the cock in October.

Damn, this month is sooooo going to be cocktoberfest. WE NEED ALL OF THE COCKS!

by jnco28 September 14, 2013

Cockberry Soup

Soup made from a man's penis and berries.

That cockberry soup was sure yummy!

by E.k.b December 17, 2011

Cocktoberfest

Cocktoberfest is the entire month of October when a guy who is observing it jacks off and cums as many times as possible.

I jacked off 125 times for Cocktoberfest!

by USAF Cadet November 20, 2020

cockbobber

Someone who loves to gives loads of blowjobs !

She's my cockbobber !

by flammablepiss October 11, 2007

cockberg

A cockberg is a rather large however lumpy penis. it takes a blocked shape and has a small bulge at the top of the penis. While in the bath the upper part of the penis looks like an iceberg, hence the term cockberg.

Oh no we're about to crash into that cockberg

by Lewis J D March 24, 2008