cockatoo

cockatoo is when a woman cant decide between just having 1 cock or a cockatoo

she wanted some cock but wasnt sure if she was in the mood for 1 cock or a cockatoo

by ODog N Cali M.C N T April 14, 2009

cockatiel

a retarded little bird that chirps too much

the cockatiel hissed at my foot and tried to rip off my toe

by McCheesy September 5, 2003

cockatoo

A male homosexual couple

Elton John and David Furnish are a high profile Cockatoo.

by Chief80 July 9, 2006

cockatoo

A tattoo on the penis.

You can hardly see his cockatoo, he's got such a large gock.

by Peas_and_frogs April 8, 2008

Cockatoo

This word is being defined incorrectly on UD. The real meaning of this word is slang for diarrhea. Usually it's used in plural form.

"I really got the cockatoos after eating at that mexican restaurant!"

by mocha123456 November 24, 2009

Cockatoo

1. A bird that resembles a penis.
2. A penis that resembles a bird.
3. A bird that's trained to massage a penis.
4. A penis that's trained to massage a bird.

1. "Look up in the sky? Is that a penis or the endangered Cockatoo?"
2. "Like I hooked up with this guy last night and his dick totally looked like a Finch...it was Cockatoo for sure."
3. "I just bought the best pet ever."
4. "Yo, my Cockatoo was massaging this eagle and it bit it off."

by bullshitinyourface May 23, 2010

Cockatoo

Cock|atoo

Cock - PENIS

Atoo - a sneezing sound. Sneezing Blows. You can blow a cock.

Cockatoo = A cock you want to blow(BJ_

"Damn, he is such a Cockatoo! I want now!"

"You know I'm a Cockatoo!"

by Charles M. Montgomery! December 29, 2008