cocking it off

slang male masturbating

High on speed, I ended up cocking it off all night

by Robert James Pilcher September 1, 2008

Shot his cock off

Description of someone who has suffered very uncomfortable financial losses.

The losses need to be of a serious scope relative to the persons net worth for someone to have shot their cock-off.

Barry leveraged-up his holiday-pad on the coast into one of those Enhanced-Income Yield Funds.

He is leasing a 42 Footer and a 911.

Barry has shot his cock off

by DonPaullo April 23, 2009

cock me off

being a jerk to..making fun of

Oh my god did that guy just cock me off

by scottygirl February 18, 2010

off-cocked

Something that is out of position in relation to its proper positioning.

The painter hung the picture off-cocked.

by Kristen Paskus July 27, 2006

tore off cock

Down south slang for Vagina, Pussy, Pum Pum, Punani etc

"I was out tryin ta get me some tore off cock" - Ghetto Boys

by Rio-T - September 20, 2003

cock off

The act of replying to an unwanted picture of a penis with a picture of a bigger penis.

I'm having a cock off with some creep who said 'hi sexy' and sent me a picture of his dick.

by glitterguts November 2, 2014

hands off cocks and on socks

Hands off cocks and on socks (verb).
An expression of frustration (usually referred to teenage males) used to instruct a person to get up and get dressed in the morning directly after sleep.
Can be used while simultaneously knocking on their bedroom door…

“Come on boys, hands off cocks and on socks or we’re going to be late for Christ's sake!”

by Scottis February 15, 2025