Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

fat cock in my tiny mouth 

the best thing ever

i love fat cock in my tiny mouth

fat cock in my tiny mouth by FOOKIN `ELL MATE June 27, 2023

cock in one's mouth 

to constantly bring up one's boyfriend/fiance/husband/fuckbuddy in conversation. this gets extraordinarily annoying.

Katy: "Ben and I are going to pizno's Friday...on Saturday Ben and I...do you know what Ben said...Ben and I...Ben, etc."
Lauren: "jeezus Katy, get his cock out of your mouth!"

cock in one's mouth by Lauren February 6, 2003

cock in one's mouth 

the act of chewing Rooster tobacco.

I love when that cock is in my mouth

cock in one's mouth by Russell August 9, 2004

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth 

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth 

When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob

Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth

(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?

(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?

Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth by She belongs to the streets August 18, 2020

Cock Moth 

A female who participates in sexual intercourse, on a more than socially acceptable basis.

Darren: Hey mate i got with that Belinda chick last night, she's a mad root.

Thomo: mate, you know she's a bloody cock moth.

Darren: Really?

Thomo: Yeah bud, she's rooted half of Kingston..

Darren: Well i won't go down on here next time then, hey?...

Cock Moth by Con Karakatsanis November 30, 2011