COAT

Cunt Of A Thing

That malicious bitch at work who spreads disinformation to the boss is a COAT.

by John Thomas 777 June 10, 2022

COAT

Cunt of a thing

"Hey look, Sam bought his coat (mrs) to the pub again"

by 3machine September 15, 2022

COAT

Cunt Of A Thing- used to describe someone or something that is beyond simply being referred to as a cunt, as cunts are still desirable and useful.

Wow, Mel is such a COAT!!! I’m so glad I don’t have to put up with her anymore!!

by Smartmouth78 August 18, 2023

COAT

Cutest of all time

Ross is such a cutie - he’s the COAT.

by rapidsloth May 18, 2025

Coat

Acronym c.o.a.t. chance of ass tonight?

Text: hey is their a coat? (Chance of ass tonight?)

by Aruokman October 17, 2025

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

coat the bowl

Explosive diarhea usually combined with powerful farts that result in a shit-splattered toilet bowl.

I didn't want to, but I had the shits so bad I knew it was unavoidable to coat the bowl.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006