Couch-lock

When you are high from smoking marijuana and you experience a unique phenomenon during which Your skeleton is too heavy for your muscles to support you're on able to move or struggle severely, if you do move.

I just can't keep walking to the kitchen every time I want another slice of cake. I have acute couch-lock right now.

by four.25 October 1, 2019

cooch licker

One who licks cooch; an individual who partakes in the act of licking a vagina.

That dyke is quite the cooch licker.

by littlecheese October 31, 2005

Couch Loc

When an exceptional amount of marijuana has been consumed and instead of fulfilling your prior plans, you find yourself bolted to the couch in a stoned stupor.

"I had an interview at cosco today, but I got couch loc and missed it."

by Abrenoch January 18, 2008

Fake couch lifter

A person when asked by a friend or associate to provide assistance with some task, agrees to help, shows up and then fakes his assistance by utilizing deception with the expectation of garnering thanks but providing no actual effort towards the task in hand.

Fred, the Fake Couch Lifter, showed up the other day to help us move house. When it came to moving the couch, he reached under the couch but did not exert any energy, thus giving an erroneous impression that he was helping to lift the couch

by Sparticus Freeholdius May 7, 2009

Cooch Lagoon

A vulgar and disgusting woman that gives off a terrible odor from her vagina. The word derives from "cooch" which is a slang term for vagina and "lagoon" which is usually a smelly and closed area of water.

Close your legs cooch lagoon, you're making me have nausea.

by WithStrangeAeons July 8, 2011

Couch locked

When the couch commands you to stay in a soft gentle smoothing voice. The inability to leave the safety of the couch because the world beyond is just not safe.

My girlfriend has become couch locked after eating an entire willie wonky edible and is now crying and laughing at the same time in a fetal position refusing to leave the safety of the couch after 3 hours.

by drew a button December 12, 2020

couch lizard

Juvenile form of the couch potato
More generally: children - specifically the kind that veg out on the couch watching anime and playing video games while their physiques atrophy.

Seen on Fark.com in the thread, "TFer heard his baby's heartbeat for the first time. What life changing event happened to you today?"

"...to anyone else who is considering skipping out on their birth control, I have a few couch lizards that you can borrow for a test drive. Might make you reconsider."

by jaydub1969 November 15, 2005