Jesus Crikey

A term coined by a person who doesn't know how to acurately perform an Australian accent. It loosely means "holy Hell?!"

Jesus crikey, that scared the absolute shit out of me!

by sacredpastadefines October 2, 2016

mariam chrikishvili

mother teresa of the BTU course students <33 dedofala of konspectos

mariam chrikishvili, can u help me on exams? pls pls

by atmebis moyvaruli November 25, 2021

The Nike Crikey

The process of cumming, shitting, pissing and bleeding into a brand new pair of nikes. Then walking down the street in said nikes and looking smug as the public looks at you in disgust for the stench and sound of your now disgusting nikes.

Morgz: OH MY GOD GUYS, TODAY WE ARE ATTEMPTING THE NIKE CRIKEY CHALLENGE BECAUSE I WANT CLOUT!

Random Homeless guy: *Looks in Nike store* Damn, I really wanna Nike crikey in those bad boys!

Girl: I wanna get freaky today
Guy: What you wanna do?
Girl: The Nike Crikey
Guy: *Whips out everything*

by UwU-PussyLord April 26, 2020

blimeny crikes

Well, being an englishman myself I have never really come across this one, it sounds like an expression Dick Van Dyke might of used well he attempted to murder the English accent in Mary Poppins. The proper wording should be something like....

"corr blimey, did you see that..that squirrel ran over that car."

by Nathaniel Jones November 7, 2003

Crikey

An expression of surprise, current amongst English schoolboys at least as early as the 1930s.

Crikey, I nearly hit him!

by Keith Gore June 7, 2003

Crikey

Polite Australian abbreviation for "jesus, seriously, you gotta be fucking SHITTING me."

Crikey, look at the size of her tits!

by Nerje June 5, 2003

crik

being sore or tensed up

i got the biggest crik in my neck;honey, will you give me a massage?

by mellowknee January 3, 2006