Convict

Someone who was born in Australia.

I was out for a beer the other day, and met a couple of convicts, but when they mentioned they were mates, I knew I was done.

by Sayshu July 28, 2008

clownitis

A swelling and redness around the mouth, similar in appearance to acne. This skin condition occurs when dried and crusted seman clogging the pores of ones face. It is generally common for a cockglobler to get this condition.

Did you see the clownitis on Jame's face?! He must be sucking a lot of cock these days.

by Charles Joseph Hollis IV December 3, 2005

Convict-19

A prisoner who has the basic rights to be protected from the coronavirus, whose bad deeds should not be used against them to deprive them of any safety equipment or proper medical care.

Except for the hardcore or notorious inmates, to prevent the coronavirus from spreading further in crowded jails, the authorities are allowing millions of convict-19s to serve their sentences at home.

by Covido December 9, 2020

Clowntits

Boobs that are freakishly large or just awkward in shape. May look like two clown shoes stuffed in a bra or two carnies stuffed in a bra. Usually the girl with the clowntits thinks she has the best boobs in the world and puts them out there for everyone to see.

Stacey: Oh my God, look at that girl's boobs!
Lacey: Oh my God I know. What's wrong with them?
Stacey: They're clowntits.

by aseaisaved March 17, 2009

Ex-convict

A former prisoner

"You better watch out for that guy"
"why?"
"he's an ex-convict"

by KatsukiYuriXJeonWonwoo November 22, 2017

convicted

hella convinced; persuaded against your will

I was convicted that the man was righteous, but then the fuckin brother arrested me.

by Ole, Sr. May 6, 2008

convicted

n. a fucking gay ass south jersey metal band with no singer. haha, rob thinks you guys are faggots. dave knows about 3 chords, jared knows 2 time signatures, and they all fuck eachother at band practice. god they are gay. i would rather listen to a fat black man having an orgasim than listen to them for two seconds.

oh shit, dude, we suck, lets just give up playing instruments and never make fun of fallen rebel for being better than us ever again...thank you, goodnight

by nik October 25, 2004