In The Closet

A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact

My favorite position is "in the closet" as I get to watch woman not through my phone but live.

by Kerke June 12, 2020

Closet

Closet (noun)

A cudical enclosed area. The perfect place to hide young children in.

I Mr.Kent hide children my closet.

by Mr.Kent a Saurus December 20, 2017

Closeter

One that is bi or gay, however still in the closet. Someone who is secretly gay or bi and will frequent homosexual dating apps looking for a member of the the same sex to have intercourse with.

Kevin was on Grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted Cindy's boyfriend in his search results...that is a closeter if I ever saw one

by huskerpower76 September 23, 2016

in the closet

Gay man in denial.

In narnia.

by Macadaciouse June 18, 2004

closet

if someone is a closet ____ then they aren't entirely _____, don't realize that they are ______, and don't accept it as who they are.

OMG you are a closet emo!

by the omniscient goose December 28, 2005

closet

Where one shamefully tries to conceal his or her homosexuality.

Josh Wallis needs to just come out of the closet already.

by clockworks April 1, 2004

Closet

It’s a place somewhere in your room or in your house where you put clothes in and demons live inside

I'm gonna go put my clothes in my closet

I'm scared of my closet because there is demons inside of it

by If you read this your cool August 30, 2021