A sex position where the woman lies in the bed comfortably while the man watches her from the closet without making any type of contact
by Kerke June 12, 2020
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Kevin was on Grindr and searching for a hookup and spotted Cindy's boyfriend in his search results...that is a closeter if I ever saw one
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