cloff prunker

1. Whereby one person frangilates another's slimp
2. He or she gratifies the other person by smuctating them avially

Why don't you ram it up your pim-hole, you fusking cloff prunker

by my cheese baby August 19, 2006

Cloofy Syndrome

1.Two people that will back each up other and never back down from their given statement no matter how ridiculous or stupid it is

2.A sexual harasser

Yo, did you hear that kiwi and forest are in cloofy syndrome mode

by Rezh February 5, 2021

choof choof on the doof doof

"Choof" being to vape and "doof" being a dick. When you vape you suck, therefore 'choof choof on the doof doof' is another term for sucking dick.

Friend: bro did you do it with Stephan last night?
Friend 2: nah I just wanted to choof choof on the doof doof

by zhobo October 15, 2017

Cloots

What you're supposed to yell when you see someone fucking a car muffler

"Dude, look over there in that parking lot!"

"Eew, Cloots!"

by The Scav Man April 1, 2009

Cloont

Someone who is clueless about how much of a cunt they are.

Lexi: girl I’m not a bully but you is ugly

Taylor: shut the fuck up you cloont and use proper English

by Vixenne May 30, 2018

Asian Cloogy

Hot Asian pussy.....

The Vagina of a person of Asian Descent......preferably one who is attractive.

We went to Thailand to go score some Asian Cloogy.......

I went to the Strip joint and saw some Asian Cloogy....

I got some Asian Cloogy last night.....

by #AlexisMason June 4, 2021

Clopfics

Clopfics are usually erotic stories about my little pony friendship is magic involving sex usually

Like a human sex story but involving ponies from my little pony aka clopfics

by Riley thck July 24, 2013