Clockblock

When you are cockblocked by long distance in a different time zone.

Essentially it ruins your chances of ever having a relationship with them.

Girl 1: listen, Stacy, she’s absolutely gorgeous and we’ve been talking for a while on social media.
Stacy: but she’s all the way in Germany, girl. Not worth it.
Girl 1: damn it, I know, I always get clockblocked.

by Datzabbadabbado July 24, 2018

Clockblocked

In basketball when you make a shot off the shot clock and it doesn't count or having a made shot called off because of not getting the shot off in time.

I thought I hit the game winning shot as time expired but I was clockblocked by the buzzer.

by boo&brasen December 29, 2010

Clockblock

The ability of upper management at a company to habitually prevent employees from working overtime.

"I wanted to work some extra time today to get my job done finally, but Mr. Wethers is going to clockblock me again."

by Guy Fresco January 25, 2008

clockblock

The sound that leaves the mouth of a dyslexic person attempting to say "cockblock"

"Dude, your friend is a major clockblock"

"Wait, what?"

by echobl January 25, 2010

clockblock

When the coworker that's supposed to take over your shift shows up early and gives you the impression that you're almost off, when in reality you still have x amount of time till you can clock out.

"Ugh, why'd they have to get here half an hour early? I just got clockblocked."

by t5kt5k May 27, 2013

Clockblock

The premature end of a wonderful romantic/sexual dream due to the sound of an alarm clock.

After seven years of unrequited lust, I had just started making out with Lauren when my alarm went off... yanking me back into the cruel, sexless real world via the ultimate clockblock.

by Killermeteor99 October 2, 2016

Clockblock

The act of not informing or preventing someone from knowing the time, in most cases for selfish or spiteful reasons and/or even no reason at all. This can include deliberately misinforming a person a wrong time for their gain or the other parties loss in any given predicament or scenario

Though the man at the busstop clearly had a watch on, he clockblocked me when i asked for the time, leaving me unsure if i had missed my transfer.

by TwerkyWorder December 12, 2019