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clicking the hedgehog

verb; masturbating in your room with your roommate in the living room
I was clicking the hedgehog for 30 minutes straight before Jon came back from watching the game
by quas111 October 21, 2009
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ClitNinja

A ClitNinja is someone who consistently manages to bed women yet appears to friends and family to be a shy retiring self conscious introvert.

ClitNinja is a term given to he who does not conform to the status quo of being needlessly attractive yet still manages to close the deal time and time again.
"did you see that geek just leave with the fittest girl in the club?.. Guy must be a serious ClitNinja"
by ClitNinja March 13, 2010
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Power Clicking

The last few clicks on a computer keyboard or mouse that audibly indicates to your co-workers that you have completed your task.
I heard Joe power clicking. He must have finished the spreadsheet.
by Peters Prism January 26, 2011
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Clickin' for Dickin'

The act of browsing social networking sites such as Myspace for hot guys to check out or to soon be dicked by.
Woman 1: "Where's Nancy?"

Woman 2: "Shit, she's on the laptop clickin' for dickin' again."

Woman 1: "What a skank."

Woman 2: "I know"
by Kid Chableezee December 10, 2009
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Clitdingo

A girl with a giant clit, kind of like a tree trunk but slightly moist.
Wow, Chandler's clitdingo is out of this world.
by pussyville2003 November 7, 2016
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pen-clicking

When some one clicks a pen for the hell of it or to annoy someone.
Mike: *Clicks pen*
Sally: Stop that pen-clicking!
by elmacko May 20, 2010
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Heel Clickin

When you have to take a giant shit and you are no where near a stall and you clinch up to hold it in, which causes your heels to touch like Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz, and say to yourself "there's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home."
"Hey look, I think 'Cum Dumpster' Colton is about to shit down his leg. He is all clinched up and walking funny like he has a corncob up his ass." --"Daddy" Brett

"A corncob? Don't you know he is just heel clickin. I heard him say 'there's no place like home'."--Perry
by Heisenberg12 October 23, 2012
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