clitiscule

1. To be smaller or as small as the female organ, the clitoris.
2. Something that is very hard to find and takes what feels like an eternity to be revealed.
3. A person, item or object that is difficult to grasp due to slippery conditions.

1. "Oh my gosh!!! His penis is extremely clitiscule!!"
2. "This map needs a magnifying glass. The print is quite clitiscule."
3. "I can't give a newborn a bath. Do you realize what a grievous clitiscule position that puts me in?? I don't think I want to be held responsible for a wet baby sliding through my hands."
4. "True love is very clitiscule."
5. "This frog is totally clitiscule---He keeps sliding out of my hand."

by Amanda Nicole Romanach December 30, 2006

cutickle

cutickle (kyoo ti kul) NOUN. A particle of cuteness.

Babies and kittens are composed mainly of cutickles, a newly discovered subatomic particle with no weight and strong attractive power at short distances.

by Maxhole June 19, 2009

claticle

Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.

Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*

Boss: "Grab the file over there"

You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"

by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012

Clitcicle

- Used in Winter or harsh cold weather to describe a woman wearing overly short skirt. Usually on the streets in a queue outside nightclubs.

Have you seen her over there? By the way she's walking she must have a clitcicle!

by Cyntax Error January 6, 2014

Clitcleaner

To shove a vibrating toothbrush up ones vagina (with your own paste or with actual toothpaste on it) making sure you brush all around and inside the vagina. This can be a sexual pleasure or an actual way to clean your vagina.

Maaan, her vagina was so stank, I had to do the clitcleaner on her.

Her pussy smelled fresh dawg, must've been a clitcleaner.

by ScootlyBootly June 13, 2016

clitcicle

An icicle is a spike of ice formed when water dripping or falling from another object freezes. Typically, icicles will form when ice or snow is melted by either sunlight or some other heat source and the resulting melted water runs off into an area where the ambient temperature is below the freezing point of water (0°C/32°F), causing the water to refreeze. That said, a clitcicle is an icicle originating from the accumulation of frozen discharge as it emerges from a female prostitute's vagina. An occupational hazard for Canada's four-season female prostitutes.

Michelle: Did you check out the ladies on Simpson Street last night?
Leanne: Naw, the abundance of clitcicles does nothing for my peach.

by Rockbottom Ronnie October 11, 2008

clitical

A place that every man or woman should go to, it will turn you into a sex god if you read enough of it. Even if you're sexually ignorant, inexperienced, good, however good you may be, it will make you better.

Tommy couldn't even get his girlfriend off and they did it once a month, then he went to clitical, and now she's screaming his name every night.

by Arch0wl December 12, 2006