Cliterature

(noun) books intended for an adult audience. Plot with heat. If you 🦑 you know.

Books that Chad’s ex-gf would approve of.

When asked about cliterature preference, most women reply with paranormal romance. This only leads to debate within reverse harem readers and causes mafia readers to assert their dominance.

by thebookslut October 9, 2021

Mashed Clitatoes

When your lover pets, licks, or fucks your clitoris so good that you bust your lady nut all over the place. Once your clit is throbbing and exhausted, it is considered mashed clitatoes. Then, turn it into a real feast by having your lover munch on those mashed clitatoes!

"Oh yeah baby give me those mashed clitatoes, you know daddy loves to eat!"

by guccipotatoes December 11, 2018

cliterature

adult novels,adult literature

That horny nerd was reading cliterature.

by adollar October 27, 2008

clitatheist

Clitatheist: One who does not believe in the existence of the female clitoris.

Guy 1: The clit is not real. It's a myth.

Guy 2: What are you some kind of clitatheist?

by The Bullshit Flag July 6, 2011

clitourettes

The foul language a woman utters as she flicks the bean to the point of orgasm.

Oh...oh....oh fuuuuuuuuck (sorry, it's my clitourettes)

by Darren in NZ May 17, 2014

Cliterature

Erotic literature targeted at a female audience, typically masturbated to.

Oh yes! Fifty Shades of Grey is great cliterature!

by MyNameaBoratHowMuch? August 17, 2016

Cliterature

Erotic novels.

Johnny: What can I do to get you off?
Taylor: Read me some of that good cliterature bitch boy.

by Just Osmosis Jones October 1, 2017