Clippy

The annoying paperclip that Microsoft added to it's program to make your life just that much harder.

Clippy-'I see you're trying to study! Would you like me to fuck with you insead?'
1.Screw with me until I hit the screen
2.Fuck off

by nicolee-- July 24, 2009

clipperize

The act of sneaking up on someone with a clipper (that is, one of those electric haircutting things) and shaving a portion of their hair, often making the one that was clipperized very angry and making everyone around laugh quite hilariously.
Bonus points are given for clipperizations near the front of the head or any other easily seen place. A victim of clipperization often must completely shave their head or otherwise make themselves not look insane.
There is a common protection against clipperization: the hat.

Many people in Jackass: The Movie were clipperized.

Clipperization victim: Dude, what the hell did you do to my head?
Clipperizer: Go look in a mirror, mate. You look so stupid.

by Edabite July 29, 2008

clippy

Making an insincere effort to be cheerfully helpful, with the unintended effect of inspiring resentment and, occasionally, violence from those nearby.

"Tell your clippy girlfriend I don't need her advice about my potato salad."

by jss11 November 5, 2007

clippy

The annoying paperclip (office assistant) that appears in Microsoft Office.

"Turn that fucking paperclip off!!!"

by Biohertz January 30, 2003

clippage

A very short piece of video or audio.

I only needed to hear a clippage of that emo band to make me change the CD.

by Mickey E August 11, 2005

Clipped

Just barely hitting, scratching, or skimming across something. Usually related to a vehicle accident.

I just clipped that truck!

The helicopter clipped the side of the building.

by Dalekman March 29, 2010

clappas

In DC it is a term used for a big butt meaning your butt cheeks are so big they can clap

Person A: Her butt phat as shit
Person B: yea, shorty got them clappas

by Dicii March 14, 2010