Dirty Clifford

The Dirty Clifford is the act of inserting 23 hard boiled eggs into the anal cavity, while masturbating.

Following an orgasm you eject the eggs, and human waste into a bowl, blend together the eggs and waste and consume the mix.

Bro I did a Dirty clifford last night and my mom wondered where the eggs went when she tried to make breakfast this morning

by Kekkekkek1 April 12, 2020

the clifford effect

When a small puppy grows up to be a ridiciously massive dog similar to Clifford the Big Red Dog.

My neighbor's poodle was so little when they brought it home. Now it has been 2 years and it's over 100 lbs. and 3 and a half feet tall. When they asked how? I said "it's the clifford effect people."

by dj2xxnip May 15, 2010

clifford crap

a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas

"oh shit clifford crapped!"

by Debbie Pancake March 5, 2008

Michael Clifford

he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.

Person 1: Dude, it's Michael Cliff-
Person 2: KITTEN!
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Michael Clifford: he is a kitten that thinks he is punk rock. but anyone in the 5sosFam will tell you that he is, in fact, a kitten.

by therealhalfbloodprincess October 19, 2018

clifford

most hansome guy there is he is white and very attractive. very good in bed

wow clifford is great

by olhay November 5, 2011

jay clifford

the hottest member of a band called jump little childen. the best hair ever.

i wouldnt mind if jay fucked me

by one sexy ninja December 23, 2003

Clifford John Smith jr

What you call someone when they rape you and claim there possessed by Lucifer

I have PTSD because my ex pulled a Clifford John Smith jr on me

by I hate that bitch definitions September 4, 2021