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Cleaning out the lunchbox

When Ki-Ki caught the girl cleaning out the lunchbox, he giggled and ran away
by MSB33 December 24, 2008
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cleavity

noun, the force that draws men to look at a women's breasts by sensing/seeing a little bit of cleavage produced from her breasts.
1. I was talking to her, but cleavity caused my head to drop down.
2. Jenna Jameson's cleavity is legendary, I don't even know why she puts on make up.
by waterboy711 August 7, 2008
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Clearing the runway

Wiping your ass before taking a dump, clearing any debris that may obstruct the poop from coming out smoothly.
guy 1: Dude, arent you supposed to wipe AFTER you take a crap?

guy 2: Man, I'm clearing the runway. Last time there was so much lint and hair stuck up there, my crap came out like a play-dough french fry maker.
by h22acd December 13, 2010
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Cleaning the plate

When your eating pussy or vagina
by Infinent October 29, 2010
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Cleaning the cat

Friend 1: Dude, why didn't you answer my calls?

Friend 2: I was cleaning the cat.
by jewoobs69 August 6, 2014
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cleaning my guns

A term used to put the fear of god in to someone.
almost a threat or warning of pre or post insanity.
come on in boy and set down and tell me about your self
you like my daughter
have fun you treat her with respect and ill see ya when you bring her back ill probably be up all night cleaning my guns
nobody likes me everybody hates me i am going home to clean my guns
by skyjack_fixer@yahoo.com March 5, 2008
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Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...
"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."
by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004
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