beaver cleaver

Slang term for a particularly large cock. It derives its meaning from the fact that the cock cleaves, or splits open, the beaver, or pussy. A visceral term great for frat boy type bragging.

"Man, I can't believe you took home that Erin slut last night. She must be totally loose."

"Whatever, man. When you have a massive beaver cleaver like mine, it's not a problem.

by Rockwell September 15, 2005

Super Dan Cleavered

Post lockdown wasted, the level of drunk only achieved after not being able to go out drinking with your friends for almost 3 months.

Mate, after lockdown is over we are going to get Super Dan Cleavered

by DPGBWPP2018 May 23, 2020

cleaverage

To use female assets to gain favour in the world

Gee, she has a lot of Cleaverage with that low cut top..

How did you get that job ? Was it cleaverage?

by *Grass* July 27, 2005

cleaveland steamer

Having a one night stand, then taking a shit on your sleeping partner's chest before leaving.

"What happened with that girl you hooked up with last night?"
"She passed out half way through, so I gave her a Cleaveland Steamer and took off"

by montez May 8, 2003

cleavesdrop

To covertly look at a womans cleavage without her knowledge. Derived from 'cleavage' and 'eavesdrop'.

"Whoa, look at the rack on that one!"
'Yeah, I've been cleavesdropping on her all night!'

by waynething2 September 16, 2007

Wizard Cleave

A 3v3 composition including two caster dps and one healer. Usually Warlock/Mage/Druid or Warlock/Mage/Shaman

That Wizard Cleave totally fucked us with all of their tab CC and skillfully placed burst dps.

by Digitalsss July 8, 2009

Mateen Cleaves

THE best NBA player ever. Mateen Cleaves takes on MJ Shaq and Mourning with one hand tied behind his back. Mateen Cleaves is amazing!!!

"Mateen Cleaves Chikkin!!!!"

by Creepsex December 9, 2008