Cleanskin

A pleasant shit, thats easy to pass, that you didnt have to wipe for. Unfortunately, they are infrequent, so one must cherish the moment when blessed.

Person 1: "Dude i just had a cleanskin, when i wiped there was nothing on the toilet paper"

Person 2: "I fucking love those Terry Urds"

by Jooiiiiimmmmms January 3, 2010

Cleansing

Taking a laxative with any form of spicy food.

Man: I'm cleansing this weekend so don't clean the toilet.

by Scabbeth June 5, 2017

assnic cleansing

The rectal irrigation of an entire population. First done in Italy.

The odor was so horrific that the health inspector assnic cleansing

by tirtle March 28, 2017

Social Cleansing

When you lose/break your cell phone and lose ALL your contacts. You are then forced to recall names and numbers of people long forgotten.

Frat Bro, "Dude arn't you gonna text your booty call for a late night rendez-vous?

Contact-less Friend, "No Bro... Due to social cleansing I am forced to meet new girls and get their numbers...

by DNealz14 May 11, 2009

Religious Cleansing

The act of segregating, discriminating or mass murdering large groups of people due to religious differences. Often thought as purification, it is an ancient practice used to "cleanse the world" of anyone who is not a member of that particular religion. Anyone opposing the purification are imprisoned, expelled or slaughtered in the name of whatever god or diety posessed them to commit the atrocity.

Caleb: Whatever happened to the religious order that used to that religious bunch in the next town?

Dave: I heard they were rounded up and either taken away or executed. Something about a religious cleansing.

by Raven Camoran May 6, 2011

Cleanstigator

An item that you lose that causes you to organize your entire house just to find it.

When I started looking for my cellphone I had no idea that it would turn out to be a cleanstigator; I even bought a label maker.

by AverageJeff September 30, 2009

Bank cleansing

Where one or more people who are probably anarchist or communist ect. go into a bank and shoot dead every single employee in it. As an attack on the capitalist ecomomy.

Did you hear about that bank cleansing in the news?

by Deep blue 2012 June 18, 2010