A Turkish cleanse is the act of drinking coffee while simultaneously sitting on the toilet taking a shit.
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person2- me neither
person3- me neither maybe he’s on a social detox/cleanse
person2- me neither
person3- me neither maybe he’s on a social detox/cleanse
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Yowchie my broski, Angler had a big ol vyvanse cleanse up in the loo and it smells like a dead bird!
by Shabloika September 4, 2019
Get the Vyvanse cleanse mug.A silly diet endorsed by Hollywood celebs and people who don't know any better. The dieter consumes a concoction of lemon juice, maple syrup, and cayenne for x number of days. Not usually recommended by any doctor in his right mind, but if you must, 10 days ought to be the limit.
Beyonce and Robin Quivers have shed pounds this way. Jared Leto also used this diet after he gained weight for a film role.
Symptoms include constant hunger, dizziness, fainting, grumpiness, and atrophied baby muscles. Here is the recipe:
- 2 Tbsp Lemon (approx ½ of a Lemon)
- 2 Tbsp Genuine Organic Maple Syrup (not Maple flavored sugar syrup you'd put on pancakes)
- 1/10 Tsp Cayenne pepper (red pepper)
- Ten oz. glass of hot water (cold can be used if preferred)
Beyonce and Robin Quivers have shed pounds this way. Jared Leto also used this diet after he gained weight for a film role.
Symptoms include constant hunger, dizziness, fainting, grumpiness, and atrophied baby muscles. Here is the recipe:
- 2 Tbsp Lemon (approx ½ of a Lemon)
- 2 Tbsp Genuine Organic Maple Syrup (not Maple flavored sugar syrup you'd put on pancakes)
- 1/10 Tsp Cayenne pepper (red pepper)
- Ten oz. glass of hot water (cold can be used if preferred)
Beyonce tried the master cleanse so she could lose weight for Dreamgirls, but the entire time, she wanted some chicken fried steak. After ending said cleanse, she put the weight back on immediately.
Robin Quivers did the master cleanse and went from 218 to 145, but now eats vegan to maintain her weight.
Jared Leto got fat for a role in the film because he is sick of still being known as Jordan Catalano and wanted to be taken seriously. The film bombed. He then embarked on his journey and lost over 60 pounds.
Robin Quivers did the master cleanse and went from 218 to 145, but now eats vegan to maintain her weight.
Jared Leto got fat for a role in the film because he is sick of still being known as Jordan Catalano and wanted to be taken seriously. The film bombed. He then embarked on his journey and lost over 60 pounds.
by Sandra Lee's Semi-Homemade May 9, 2011
Get the master cleanse mug.A juice cleanse is when you cut an orange in half and squeeze the juice of it over an erect penis. A woman then gives a blow job and slops up all the OJ. You get the benefit of the blowjob while she gets the immunity boost of the Vitamin C. A true win-win.
Jessica: "Hey do you have any orange juice in the fridge?"
Tony: "No, but I have an orange over here if you want to try a juice cleanse?!"
Tony: "No, but I have an orange over here if you want to try a juice cleanse?!"
by the Shat Party December 20, 2013
Get the Juice Cleanse mug.Once entering the anal cavity has occured, and one is fairly certain that his dick will be shitty when it is removed, the subject will then quickly make the transition between brown-eye to pink-eye with hopes of cleaning up thine own trouser snake a bit before having to look at it.
"I plunged my anaconda into that big greasy bitchs ass and smelt something fucky so I had to perfrom the anal cleanse."
by The Sultan of Swagger June 23, 2009
Get the Anal Cleanse mug.Noun: The act of cleansing the anal cavity three times to ensure maximum cleaning. Step one: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove gunk, then rinse. Step two: Insert soapy finger into anus to remove leftover gunk, then rinse. Step three: Insert soapy finger into anus, observe to make sure finger is clean, then rinse. Please note that if the finger is not clean after performing step three, it may be necessary to continue repeating step three until finger shows no traces of brown.
"I don't feel fresh and completely sanitized until I've done my daily triple anal cleanse."
"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"
"There's no way my dick is going into your skanky ass until you've a done a triple anal cleanse!"
by J-Wi June 17, 2010
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