3 definitions by The Sultan of Swagger

A large badger with 8 inch long ass hairs who is known to have a love for people of the african descent. He is rather slow witted and and growls when he doesnt understand what your saying. Many have misunderstood his quiet mumbles as english but believe it or not this is just a mating call.

The term homo comes from when he was a young badger and touched the neighbor badgers penis as he could not find his own and of course the time when he yelled to one of his schoolmates, "Eww, you want a girl to fuck you." This was followed by much laughter.
"Stop playing the tit guitar you homo humphrey."
"Quit being a homo Humphrey."
"Stop tiddling the tam Homo Humphrey."
by The Sultan of Swagger June 2, 2009
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Once entering the anal cavity has occured, and one is fairly certain that his dick will be shitty when it is removed, the subject will then quickly make the transition between brown-eye to pink-eye with hopes of cleaning up thine own trouser snake a bit before having to look at it.
"I plunged my anaconda into that big greasy bitchs ass and smelt something fucky so I had to perfrom the anal cleanse."
by The Sultan of Swagger June 24, 2009
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When one cheats in the game Medal of Honor, this person is decreed as a cheaster and shall be deemed a douche for the rest of thine own life.

Ways to cheast:
1. SITTING ON THE HEALTH
2. Constantly interrupting battles between 2 people.
3. Constantly killing wounded warriors that were scavenged after a previous battle.
4. Continually picking up the bazooka.
5. Using the bazooka for your last kill.
6. I cant think of anymore.
"Torin you always cheast you douche."
by The Sultan of Swagger June 2, 2009
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