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claustrophobia

Fear of being in enclosed spaces. Not necessarily small spaces, although many claustrophobic people don't like these much either. The main issue is being trapped in somewhere you can't get out of easily. Claustrophobic people may avoid or feel uncomfortable in situations like flying in a plane, being in the middle of a crowd, or using an elevator.
Friend: Now we just take the elevator up to the ninety-seventh floor...oh, I forgot. You've got claustrophobia. Better take the stairs then *sigh*

Me: Actually, like many others with claustrophobia I still use elevators, because we don't let it control our entire lives.
by Leah here January 5, 2009
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Claustropation

A person suffering from an abnormal fear of being closed in or of being in a confined space while having irregular bowel movements in which the feces are dry and hardened and evacuation is difficult and infrequent.
Philip’s claustropation started to kick in when he found himself trapped in a well after eating an entire block of cheese.
by pip1776 September 15, 2010
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Karl von Clausewitz

Clausewitz was a Prussian soldier, military historian, a prominent thinker, and a military theorist. He is most famous for his military treatise Vom Kriege, translated into English as On War. He stated that warfare is a human activity and therefore it is imperfect, thus it cannot be broken down into a narrow set of rules. He also stated that war and battle are filled with the unexpected. He called these unplanned variables and surprises, "friction.” Only the general who had the genius for flexibility and strategy could minimize the impact of friction, but not completely. He suggested that war was not end itself, but rather a means to an end. Clausewitz also believed that the more serious the objective, the more serious the soldier’s mindset would become, resulting in more violence and bloodshed during a battle. One of his central themes is focusing on the opponents “center of gravity.” The center of gravity could be the enemy’s armed forces, or it could be public opinion depending on the nature and objectives of the war. Just like Jomini, Clausewitz preferred the offensive instead of the defensive. He also said that the best general was the one who remained calm during the chaos of a battle.
"War is nothing more than the continuation of politics by other means." - Karl von Clausewitz
by ♫ Highway to Hell ♫ December 1, 2009
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Claustrophobitch

When you get claustrophobic from a bitch being in your face.
I got claustrophobitch after she freaked out.
by x_TG_x May 4, 2011
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Claustrobumhole

The phobia or fear of someones bum hole getting to close to you
"Back off! I've got Claustrobumhole."
by DubstepSheep900 February 13, 2017
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Munch Clause

The unwritten, tiny letters of an agreement and or the subsequent evocation of more of your money due to the unnamed clause.
While the price is listed at $500, with the Munch Clause you're looking closer to $1,500.
by Magicviper August 13, 2020
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An expression used when something crazy just happened.
Derived from the movie Step Brothers
Guy 1- I just won the lottery. No big deal.

Guy 2- Holy fucking Santa clause shit that's awesome!
by Easton hockey July 22, 2009
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