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PEZ Clank

The act of shoving a piece of PEZ candy in your dick hole and pee it out, thereby hearing an audible clank in the toilet.
“Dang, I thought I had kidney stones, but nah, I was just PEZ clanking.”
by Flipjack flap August 26, 2021
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Clanker

An individual who aligns themselves with the ideology that machines are superior to biological entities. as opposed to Darwinism, the belief that biology is superior to industry. A Clanker nation focuses on industrial productivity, using machines to do manual labour and fighting. Though not pretty, Clanker armies are tougher than Darwinist armies, as steel can withstand more than flesh.

Clanker armies use armored walkers, ranging from small scouting units no bigger than horses to massive land-ships that rival their naval counterparts. Of course that also means Clankers are adept in using similarly industrial technologies, such as Tesla cannons and internal combustion engines.

In the novels by Scott Westerfield, the Central Powers nations of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire are exclusively Clanker. the only known hybrid nation mentioned is America, which uses both Clanker and Darwinist machines to suit whatever role it feels best.
a Clanker Nation is one where heavy industry and machines are the dominant economic and military force:

the 1914 Kaiser-Reich German Empire is a Clanker Nation, using such machines as the Dreadnought class SMS Beowulf, a landcruiser decorated with 10 17 inch cannons.
by Yuri Drakonov August 23, 2011
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Clunka

All that is left is the clunka.
by mommyrn July 22, 2014
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hump a clunker

you gotta hump a clunker before you can get a cadillac
by awesometits December 23, 2010
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Clankbag

Clankbag Noun

A politically Left-leaning , highly vocal, typically cantankerous or agitated person, with strong tendencies toward Political-Correctness, Social Justice, backed by an unusual level of self-righteousness and sanctimony. Condescension and arrogance are usually present.
Politically-Correct, Social Justice Warrior Clankbags staged a protest on the Town common today;
A Bernie Sanders Clankbag berated me at the store over my disagreement with him on Global Warming;
In a social media group, a couple of vociferous leftist CLANKBAGS berated the Trump supporter .
by Schecky Rebinowitz July 30, 2020
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clickity clank

a firm female ass, something you can toss your dice off of.
Damn, girl's rollin' with a nice clickity clank, something I can throw my mug up on.
by Nate's Noodle July 20, 2008
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Clank

Someone or a group of people who follow a trend that isn't funny or amusing, leading to a sense of despise towards them
Yo Tyrone, yall see them clanks tryin to make that shit funny. Its pathetic

Aye Shanaynay, don't be actin like a dumbass clank wearing that
by YoungThug420 May 13, 2015
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