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Louis and Clarking 

When one journies into an area that could've been explored by any man yet was previously unexplored because no man was stupid enough to do so. Typically used to describe how a fat girl loses her virginity.
"Jim I heard you took fatty Patty's virginity at the dance last night?"
"Ah man word about that got out? Yea everyone told me not to but I went Louis and Clarking"
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Dick Clarking 

A idiom used to describe the act of putting a famous person on camera who has a physical and/or mental disability which is so bad it makes the television audience feel uncomfortable. Usually done for financial or political gain.
Can you believe the Democratic Party and the Biden family were Dick Clarking the President on tv last night?
Dick Clarking by Blackduck21 July 12, 2024

Lewis and Clarking 

When that one friend always talks about leaving the east coast for the west coast, with out a game plan or sufficient funds
My friend just graduated college, he is lewis and clarking it.

Clacking 

When a male moves his hips side to side which causes his Penis to hit each leg causing the "Clacking" sound.
"Ricky was the best, Nobody could out clack Ricky"

"Look boys, He is Clacking"

taint clacking 

When you slap or clack your testicles in a rythmatic motion on your taint, making a sort of clapping noise, much like a clap in the palm of your hand.
Jimmy was taint clacking to the disco music all night.

Clurking 

You can tell that guy is clurking on those girls because he has his penis in his hand.
or
Jane: Who is that guy in the bushes?
Julie: He is totally clurking on us! Like OMG!!
or
Cody who lives on our floor

Clacking 

Verb. For one to swing one's scrodum back and forth until a sound is heard. The sound can either be high pitched like a slap, or it can be deep like your ball sack is jelly. While swinging your fellow peers encourage you to trust forward harder, propelling the sack to make an intense clacking noise. The person who makes the louder noise with their ball bag is the champion of NYM&FR.
I thought it could never be done, it was terrible, yesterday I clacked so hard my sac started to bleed profusely. I screamed but luckily my friends were there to massage the pain away.
Clacking by M&F Race May 14, 2005