Clarted

When you get fucked up and smashed into a fucking brick wall by another person. Another definition would be to get battered and smashed the fuck up.

"Thou shall apologize or get thigh self clarted against the wall, cunt"
Jeofferey u bout to get fukin clarted you spoon, get a gun, it's the only thing that can stop your head getting clarted. Also, I fucked your mum

by pepargajeb November 10, 2020

Clare

A Clare is a beautiful kind hearted girl. Although finding the right person may be a struggle. Clare's often are very attractive and good looking, but when it comes to finding the right person it may take many times. Clare's take care of other people before themselves. They can help with even the littlest struggles in life. If you have a Clare as a friend (or more) you are probably one of the luckiest people on earth.

Man I with my girlfriend was a Clare.

by Cambell January 14, 2017

guilty as charged

A term meaning something like, I did it / I admit it / I did exactly what you (he, someone else) said I did.

-"were you in that gay porno movie?"
-"guilty as charged"

by little_one December 19, 2008

Clare Bear

A nickname for a girl named Clare.
Usually she is called this name by a guy who secretly is in love with her but will never admit it.

Guy: Hey, Clare Bear !
Other guy: Dude you so love her!
Guy: What? No... I was just warning Clare that a bear's behind her...
Other guy: What bear?!
Guy: Oh...it's gone.

by riverrr1075 August 3, 2009

alex clare

The most amazing artist ever to grace your mothers presence. His music is a passionate mashup of dubstep in the back with great vocals. Best know for his song too close, a song which, in some cultures, has whole religions formed around its amazingness. He and the most interesting man in the world dressed as each other for Halloween as chuck Norris wished he could join.

Have you converted to Alex clarism yet?

Yeah, I've been a brotha for 3 months now. I've listened to Alex Clare because its good for my soul.

by The third coolest man ever November 4, 2013

souljaz in charge

Are people that started from the bottom of a collective that learned the game and now knows the streets and life on a higher level . Souljaz In Charge ,S.I.C ,Sic Clicc , Sic ......Dallas texas origins

They maybe young but they're already Souljaz In Charge ready for war and knows how to handle business .

by Da S.I.C Mista December 21, 2018

Storing A Charge

A term created by NorthernLion in episode 339 of his The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth series. 'To hold in your poop because you're too embarrassed to poop in public.'

'Hey Ryan why'd you look so down?'
'I'm storing a charge right now, pretend I look happy'

by Cocolover96 March 1, 2015