Circumsta

The god of the jedi (II) religion. Represented by a penis with boobies for balls. Boys must be circumsiced to be a part of this religion. Girls are exempt from the circumcision because it's gross.

Doctor: All hail Circumsta! And live a humble life for fear of his cummy wrath!
SNIP
Baby: Waaaaaah
Parent: ALL HAIL CIRCUMSTA

by cirtumsta July 9, 2010

victim of circumstance

when you rape someone, but do not want to admit it.

Tony- I did not rape Lisa, she was just a victim of circumstance...

by Mr. Im a girl June 24, 2016

circumscalping

Native Americans home-done circumcisions.

My buddy gave me a circumscalping at the reservation.

by Damanwithdainfo September 26, 2017

circumstellar mediation

When plaintif is victimized by his/her own attorney and mediator together with defendant (city) in cahoots with Insurance company

Circumstellar Mediation was total disaster because of non transparency and corruption

by Veronique Veronneau January 28, 2023

Circumstances

The whole 'You're exactly were you deserve to be' rhetoric is more for the people for the people saying it than it is for the people listening. It's a way for them to affirm that THEY deserve THEIR competence. "I dEsErVe ThIs!" They cry as they clench their bad of money 💰 It's a way of dismissing circumstance all together as though external factors don't, I don't know, lead people to ending up in gas chambers, or the ground, or a Romanian prison.

Hym "This is what I mean by pandering to masochistic disaffected men who want to be told they are shit. I mean, seriously. Cut everyone out of your life (unless they have some vague goal of making money) and get off social media (except to watch my channel). If you're dealt a red 7 and a black 2 your skill at poker isn't going to change your circumstances more than the flop. The guy across the table could very well have cards up his sleeve. Shit, the dealer could turn over 3 7s. You could buff your way out of it. But no one can blame you for losing that hand.

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

circumstances

Mispelling of circumsicion

shit bro I just said I wanted a circumstances

by Cracka-boy-muhamed April 12, 2023

Circumstantial invite

When someone is invited to something on an underlying circumstance. Meaning the person additionally invited was not originally invited. Could also be considered a “pity invite.” Is usually close to last minute and aimed at lessening the cost of the trip for people already going. Always decline the invites as a sign of asserting dominance—if you weren’t originally invited then your presence isn’t truly desired.

“Do you want to go to the beach house with all of us next weekend? Two of the eight people backed out, so we have two extra spots”

“Idk man, sounds like a circumstantial invite.”

by I love this website February 19, 2025