Simon Cowell

A judge on American Idol, British Idol, Pop Idol and other idol shows. He is seen wearing the same shirt on every episode and likes to talk shit about people.

Is Simon Cowell pumpin' Paula Abdul??

by rQ_Tek519 December 20, 2004

Chell

a dangerous mute lunatic

"And then you showed up. You dangerous, mute lunatic."
GLaDOS to Chell

by RainyD April 10, 2022

Simon Cowelling

1. Giving everything a snarky and brutal thumbs down or hyper-generous thumbs up and presenting it as an expert opinion, while using an authoritative voice.

2. Progressive cultural and artistic ruin caused by the promotion of music that is sung in an artistically dead, soulless, and ambitious manner.

1. He was Simon Cowelling the movie, the restaurant's menu, and even the waitress when it was time to leave a tip. Then he Jeremy Clarksoned my car on the way home. Even his girlfriend was embarrassed.

2. Commercial radio has been Simon Cowelling us since the beginning.

by Ramblingvine July 22, 2009

Chelloveck

A Russian word that is translated into "person"

also said as "veck"

Look at that chelloveck overthere

by fvkwrnvnwrvn June 13, 2010

cheller

Cock smaller than 2 inches

She said his dick was a cheller.

by dopper99 May 2, 2018

Chelli

Prayer Warrior. EXTREMELY dependable friend who would drive miles just to cheer up a friend. And...no matter what anyone says...SHE is the blackest girl you will ever meet. She also has a lot of opinions.

OMG, Chelli, I need you to pray for me!
Chelli, you so gangsta.
A Chelli always says, "I have a lot of opinions."

by C-RIZ January 25, 2010

Chellow

To feel both chill and mellow.

Man 1:How you feelin?
Man 2: Man, I'm feelin' real chellow.
Man 1: Oh, right on.

by brazzle dazzle February 6, 2009