churchianity

Churchianity is the devolution of Christianity into a mutual admiration society, a social club, which stresses adapting to the modern world instead of purging the evils out of this world. Instead of being driven by the ideas of exposing and opposing sin and eradicating evil, Churchianity strives make the pew occupants feel good about themselves while society self-destructs. Churchianity has abandoned the Ten Commandments in favor of promoting Self-Help, amplified with Bible verses. The Book of Revelation actually predicted this development, calling it the "Church of Laodecia," the church of lukewarm people.

Churchianity combines elements of Prosperity theology, Ecumenism, Universal Salvation, Modernism, "Higher Criticism," Syncretism, etc.

by Pastor Eli James April 27, 2008

churchianity

Looking down on a person for not having as much of an OUTWARD showing of their faith as you do... basically, using religon as a reason to judge another person. Judging people while in church rather than paying attention to the sermon. Having the attitude that attendance to church is more important than being a decent person. Having a "holier than thou" outlook towards people who don't attend church as much as you do. Exhibiting hypocritical behavior in regards to being religious.

I'm spiritual, not religious. I don't subscribe to churchianity.

by Jeff McConnell June 11, 2006

Churchianity

Modern day institutionalized Christianity. Basically the leader decides what is truth and what is lies based on a bunch of traditions. They have a tough time admitting that their organization is supreme to all others, and absolutely right. They could care less about being real assholes as long as they scare everyone into eating their Dogma like a good person. They pride themselves in the delusion that they are the chosen group, and condemn anyone not in their little club to their so called eternal torture fantasy. They are pretty good at taking scriptures out of context

Some guy in churchianity called me an ear itcher for pointing out that St. Paul spoke all about universal reconciliation.

by Jones1423 May 2, 2010

Churchislators

Churchislators is a legislative body that believes in legislating morality as their specific religion dictates, even though these laws will affect those whom do not hold the same beliefs.

Churchislators in Utah meet every year with officials from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints in order to get the churches opinion on certain "hot button" issues.

by Arule March 11, 2010

churchman

A church loyalist who motivates other church-goers but serves as a lookout for church rebels

Churchman Judas has come to ruin Peter's day!

by timlight July 18, 2009

Chuchaso

Spanish slang for being electrocuted. Also can refer to being smacked by someone really hard.

Because Jose was messing around with the electrical outlet, he received a chuchaso that knocked him on his ass.

That guy received a major chuchaso on the head.....smacked really hard!!

by Jose Chinga May 5, 2011

Churchianity

The embracing of the church sub-culture and all that goes with it, particularily the doctrinal and social aspects.

"Dude, the only reason she's going out with him is because he's a pastor's kid; this is churchianity at it's best..."

by Phattymatty August 14, 2006