chuffles

Chuffles are those irritating little ridges of fat that begin to collect on top of your hips, around your belly, under your arms, under your chin and around your thighs as you approach middle age.

May be used as a noun or a verb (as in chuffly).

Noun: Don't look at my chuffles because they are shy.
I tried to wear those pants, but my chuffles didn't like them.

Verb: I am feeling particularly chuffly today, so I do not want to eat my half of that strawberry pie. Yet.

by selyon December 28, 2007

Chuffer

A gay male

We best get out of this bar it's full of chuffers

by Bristols best January 26, 2019

Chuffer

When used in conjunction with nob means guzzler.

See nob-chuffer.

Manuél, my tea is cold. You dwarf-fisting nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob December 2, 2003

Chuffer

A homosexual.

Possibly derived from "to chuf on a cigar".

Is you boss gay?

Yeah, Tom's a full-on Chuffer.

by Etherial Moiety April 5, 2010

Chuffer

A chuffer is a females vigana in slang form.You'd say chuffer to the female species if you would like them to show you there chuffer.

Oi you, get your chuffer out.

by Grimmy March 1, 2005

Chuffer

Another word to describe a woman's genitalia.

No exact reason how the name came to this meaning, So it probably just sounded right.

Yo this bathroom smells like Chuffers on a hot day.

Pull your pants up, i can see your chuffer.

by Pansypants October 15, 2008

chuffer

A Chuffer is a sad old git. A bit over weight due to beer, hangs out in dodgy bars, prone to boring anyone in ear shot.

Excellent examples of of the chuffer can be found in the Old China Hand Pub in Wan Chai Hong Kong.

by Singapore chuffer December 28, 2005