chuffed to bits

to be really pleased

I am really chuffed to bits by your ba-donka-donk.

by fenotter October 11, 2011

Chuff Chafe

To wear out a girl's pussy through rough, but pleasurable sexual activity. Chuff Chafe leaves the vagina extremely sore, generally pink and puffy. May result in limited ability for further sexual activity for several days. May impair ability to walk without mild pain. May be treated with salves, creams or ice packs.

Roger took Carla on an extended weekend get away. While there was lots to see and do, they remained inside the hotel room all weekend having every form of imaginable vaginal sex. Roger rode her so hard he left her with a severe case of Chuff Chafe. She could barely sit in her chair at the office on Monday without applying a cold pack.

by Eaton Holgoode May 12, 2015

Chuff

To use a vape/E-cigarette. (Most commonly used in British Columbia, Canada)

I am chuffing

by FishGang_A June 10, 2019

Gnat's Chuff

If something is extremely tight, then it could be said to be 'tighter than a gnat's chuff.'

"So there I was yeah, just pulled this crackin' bird yeah, took her upstairs, took her mini off, and whoa! She was tighter than a gnat's chuff!"
"Colin, please don't talk like that at the dinnertable."

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

chuff all

nothing, nothing at all,nothing in the least,absolutely nothing

You know what I get for helping him? chuff all - that's what. I just do it because I want to.

by Mehrdad.Hosseiny October 23, 2008

Chuffin 'eck

A slang phrase with a similar meaning to "bloody hell" or the even more offensive "fucking hell", albeit milder and less forceful.

Originates from Yorkshire.

P1: That bun'll cost you four quid.
P2: Chuffin 'eck! I ain't payin' that!

by PoorKingElizabeth September 8, 2016

Chuff on

When one is very, very pleased with a particular event or situation.

Neil has a chuff on!

by Lucy T Dog February 23, 2017