chuffter

a gay, or geeky person, or another word for ass (chuff)

that boy is such a chuffter. he takes it up the chuff

by joe sartine March 5, 2008

chuffed to fuck

ecstatic, exceptionally happy over something

"i see alec's chuffed to fuck" commented kevin "one of his gnomes has just come third in the Miss Dagenham competition"
"blimey kev" retorted his dad "who came 1st & 2nd?"
"Two women from Keith Davis' snooker club"

by theWestHamfan December 13, 2003

nob-chuffer

Someone who is a chuffer of nob.

He's such a nob-chuffer.

by Angry Bob January 6, 2004

Chuffty Slap

A verb meaning to give someone a 'slap across the face' whilst being excited or erect.

Huey- Yanno what, one day your going to get a Chuffty Slap Harry. You do know that.

Harry- You what faggot.

by Jon ceena September 2, 2017

Little Chuffer

little chuffer someone who is physically short, bald and leads a positive life. They are mainly men since they are bald. Height approximately 5ft 4”

Paul: ‘Wow, just look at Peter he looks like a little chuffer, he’s so cute. What a man he is’
Bobby: ‘Absolute chuffer, cannot get enough of the fella’

by OllyMursFan79 August 2, 2018

Chuffer

A person who either takes their stuff to the gym more often than they climb, someone who consistently and constantly gives BS beta, or tries to start a problem 2-3 grades above their level and never progresses

He's such a Chuffer

by ChossBawlzz January 16, 2017

chuffed

To be quite pleased with oneself in the manner of a child going potty unassisted.

Surrounded by admirers and holding his award, Bono appeared rather chuffed.

by chavychuff April 24, 2009