Chude

A penis that is 25 feet wide and 1 mm in length.

omgwtfbbq steve has a chude.
omg i just got banged by a chude, it hurt.

by BR D3M0N April 7, 2009

Chudes

A chav (somone who thinks they rule all humanity) crossed with a gumpus that thinks they're rude and hard. They're probably not. A female chude will probably be wearing heavy eyeliner, a scowl and carry a burbury handbag. A male will have a TN cap on, be standing outside shopping centres and shouting abuse. They usually hang in big packs. It's for protection, in case a REAL rude comes along and starts talking to them. This would scare them and they would run away and hide. If you or someone you love has been in contact with a chude, don't worry. They are losers.

Chude:Haha! That girl is wearing no eyeliner. Ha! What a chav
Real rude:Hey what you doing?
Chude: Er...Nothing. (scurries away.)
Rude: Oh! I just met a chude.

by Tiffin May 15, 2005

chude

A dude who acts like a chick

Guy (to girl) - Your eyes are of a pleasent shade of majorelle blue tonight. They remind me of my new prada man bag.
Girl (to guy) - You're totally acting like a chude right now.

by Chill Nigga October 16, 2008

Chude

When you are uncertain whether a person is a chick or a dude, this is what they are called.

"Man is that a guy over there?" "naw man thats a chude."

by Phùng Minh Chữ December 30, 2011

chude

1) n. A man pretending to be a woman. The conjunction of chic and dude the result of which is a chic-dude or chude. Literally a man-woman.

2) v. prog. The act or process of partnering with a man-woman.

There's this bar downtown that's loaded with chudes.

I'm only a few sakes in and I'm chudin' up already!

by FlyingShark June 8, 2007

Chude

A chick, a female, who looks and/or wants to be or prefers looking like a male, a "dude" - a Chick/Dude...a CHUDE

Did you see that Chude?! I totally loved that mullet!

by grievous angel April 27, 2010

chude

someone who is irreparably homosexual

stop being such a chude and give lara a rimjob.

by ramdong April 20, 2006