cockloader

A man or woman who likes to make a man cum.

"Dayum, Jane is such a cockloader!" - Jane's Husband

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

cockload

Approximately 6 million of something.

There were a cockload of people at the concert!

by O_D June 9, 2003

chuckwad

an insult that describes a person as a wad of vomit

"You stupid chuckwad!"

by kyohaku October 2, 2008

Got Chuckled

Receiving a pitty blow job after quitting your Monday-Friday IT desk job.

After fighting with his boss one last time, he finally quit his job. He called his main squeeze up to break the news. Following their long pointless coversation, he got chuckled.

by sharkwater February 20, 2011

Chuckleamity

A calamity caused by a chucklehead, or in which a chucklehead is involved.

This is some kind of chuckleamity you got yourself into.

by Rich H. October 26, 2005

Chuckold

A chuckold is someone who has had someone else make their partner laugh instead of them.

Guy 1: Man, I'm a chuckold.
Guy 2: Damn, what happened?
Guy 1: I caught my brother repeating a Mark Normand bit to my wife and she's never laughed like that for me! I got chuckolded!

by SMKavorcaPrime March 27, 2022

cuckloaded

used in the context of 'marriage' mostly; more specifically; as a submissive husband to a dominant wife or spouse, girlfriend, etc.

v. cuckloaded or 'getting a cuckloading', 'taken a cuckload', 'getting into cucklove', 'cuckloading', etc - being owned; in the act of 'GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED SEVERELY'

adj. 1. destroyed; from cuckold - means you've really been everyone's BITCH; a victim of 'CUCKLOADERS' - or - 2. As a 'cuckloader', the agressor, you have a full 'clip' of 'cucks' ready for someone to get 'cucked' by - the opposite of being 'out of cucks'

n. 1. a term describing a 'cuckloaded' individual, or plural 'a cuckload' 'cuckloads of them'. the mysterious 'cuckloaded' race

"cuckloaded in DOLBY SURROUND SOUND"

"LOOKOUT ... she's all CUCKLOADED for you son - that's WORSE than a GOLD-DIGGER"

"WATCH OUT NEO... she's a CUCKLOADER ... and a damned fine one at that"

"she made a CUCKLE out of him quick eh?"

"I'm CUCKLOADING it now..."

"boris... you want a CUCK in the head, or will you buy me dinner"

"your CUCKS failed BITCH"

by cuckman October 18, 2008